…The DOG’s NAME IS ‘LOKI’
The fucking license plate on the car
OMG
The fucking license plate on the car
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My girlfriend is playing it and currently, she’s on the nether for the 1st time, the only thing she says is : HOLY SHIT or WTF? xD
James: You seem to be okay with that.
Dan: Oh, I'm not okay with anything she's done, but I gotta live with it. She does too, all those herpes you gave her.
Dan: She's got the clap because of you.
James: /laughs/
Dan: Yeah, I didn't tell you about this, but Hershel had to do a little touch up to her vagy parts. Too bad he's only worked on horse vaginas before, but he said it was actually quite similar.
James: I eat the dirt for vitamins
James: So I can be nice and strong for Lori
Dan: There's a lot of vitamins in dirt?
James: Yep, cause there's worms in there
James: And worms have vitamins
Dan: What kind of vitamins? Vitamin D?
James: Jin-seeng! Or whatever the fuck that's called
Dan: Isn't that an energy drink?
i’m craving every single goooood fooood right now :c , damn you tumblr for making food look even more delicious
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